(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1271

Klingberg

...I coulda done that sober this proves nothing

 

Last time I went to a bar with James I didn’t drink at all

I should have though because my car got towed

 

the literal easiest pun for stars is benn smh

 

That’s what you get for not partaking. Bad CARma

 

James' parking ticket problems are a virus

 

I’m getting better at that

 

I liked it @SlappinCups

 

@Dog with a Blog you alive fam

 

It’s all gravy baby. Just at work. Slammed some water and Advil this morning.

 

slam water and Advil zig a zig ah

 

Wtf james you really did me wrong

 

you weren’t fooling anyone

 

is James CVS because that's a lot of receipts

 

Wow

 

I don’t condone liars

 

No way

 

I knew you’d have my back tex

 

Klingbergs a stud but I thought he was more offensive

 

This is happening in an hour and I need beer to do some heavy lifting

 

We all got faith @ChaseTx

 

@thesoftskeleton last night:








also she kept trying to show me that she was sober because she could walk in a straight line.


She couldn't walk in a straight line.

 

gonna be hard because beer doesn't have arms

 

In Texas everything is armed