(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1266

Dude hahahaha

 

Jdje

 

Shut this fuck to lol

 

Forever thankful that I turn my phone off when I’m drunk

 

Clearly I'm just not getting drunk enough

 

drink water not alcohol

 

I’m glad to see new cobra still does not condone binge drinking in place of proper hydration

 

Alcohol is expensive and often gross tbh like I'd take a Shirley temple nine times out of ten t b h because I am a child.

One time as a kid I ordered a Shirley temple and the waitress dead serious told us they didn't serve alcoholic beverages like nnnn I was like seven u think I'm up here rolling in after a hard day's work in the second grade ordering alcohol at a restaurant????

 

I would say yes, but no

 

I just had a bloody Mary and biscuits and gravy, brunch is the best relationship

 

I am for water and only water

 

Water and alcohol but also Baja Blast with Taco Bell

 

just so you all know I take this thing everywhere with me

 

This is my love language

 

For some reason kids like to drink out of my water bottle suddenly without asking so mine is currently out of commission and covered in kid spit.

 

name a more iconic duo

 

Tequila and black out

 

water and being healthy

 

cobra what is your #StanceOnSoda

 

the only soda that is good is Coca Cola

 

you rang?

 

Tequila is my enemy

 

What did I even drink last night. I dunno but the night started at my friends house with 3 shots of vodka and a beer

 

Amen

 

Tequila makes me dry heave. Not even from a bad experience just can’t do it.