Th es a 99% Chanel This Is A Music Chat Thread [Archived] • Page 1118

I'm honestly honored to share names with such a cute guinea pig. That program sounds really awesome and I'm bummed that it's not in my area.

 

same. :(

 

Yeah, it’s a pretty great program! It wasn’t available in the county where I used to live, but we have it where we live now. Both of my kids are signed up and it’s pretty neat how the books are geared for kids of different ages.

 

Important tweet:

 

Dear diary, today I cleaned poster displays for 8 hours so now I’m going to eat sushi and watch Superbad

 

How do those things get dirty?

 

The ones on the outside of the building

 

Bless my friends. They just showed up at my work to watch a movie and brought me a small Mott’s apple juice bottle filled with whiskey lol.

 

You know you're not in high school you can just have a bottle of whiskey

Oh I see they were sneaking it in ,still very high school

 

Thank goodness’s for my mom living close enough to watch the kids so I can get extremely drunk and roll in late without any guilt

 

I didn’t drink in high school so I’m making up for lost time

 

This album is awesome!

Standout tracks: U(ke) Ain’t Enough, Title, Wild, Twinkle Lights (But really the whole thing is great)

 

I have a meeting at work tomorrow morning about stuff I already know. I can't wait to spend an hour falling asleep out of boredom.

 

Whoa.

 

Who do you think I am? Dog with a fuckin blog?!?!

 

Just took my dog for a walk and saw a snake in the neighbourhood
FUCK SPRING AND SUMMER

 

crikey

 

Fuck.

@circasurviver was Mew tonight? I completely forgot about that

 

I’ve been stressing out all day about how to call out sick tomorrow. @ComedownMachine , you seem like a trash employee, how do you do it?

 

1) Call
2) Tell them you’re sick

 

“I was walking a dog and got bit by a snake. I can’t come to work. The snake had strep.”

 

Hey, this is that talking dog, umm, I mean James. I can’t come in today. It’s a sex thi...err sick thing.

 

They’ll ask him if he’s really sick, and he’ll instinctively reply that there’s no way to know for sure.