(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1265

Sell it and use the money for a new date

 

No need to text her imo. She didn’t care enough to take it. It’s yours

I get half the $$$ for the good advice

 

damn y'all some cutthroat mah'fuckers

jk i was gonna sell it no matter what

 

Haha it’d be even more weird if you held on to it for the next potential spouse.

 

damn I always miss the good shit fam

 

Whenever a thread jumps a bunch of pages I have to rate my boredom on a scale of 1-10 to decide if should read thru them all. I settled on a 6 so I skimmed.

 

I always skim. What a shit show

 

Hi gang

 

morning robert

 

It is evening cups smh

 

bro we gotta acclimate to the brits and others so as to appear "culturally aware" or some damn lib sn*wflake garbage unfreakingbelievable

 

It’s more like morning now grant smh

 

Rob is from the future smh

 

I come in peace

 

Doofus

 

Balloon Girl floated away. A summary:

TUESDAY

Her: Hey I'm not looking for anything serious, so if you're catching feelings, we should stop right now. I have no interest in monogamy at the moment.

Me: I just signed my divorce papers last week. Love is dead. I'm not looking for anything serious either.

WEDNESDAY-THURSDAY

Self imposed radio silence

FRIDAY

Me: hey what are you up to tonight?

Her: bleeding internally and sobbing into chocolate.

Me: Oh

Later

Me: Actually I'm wondering. Was this meant to be like a one night thing or am I a fuck buddy? Because I'm fine with either, but I just want to know. You don't seem that into hanging out and I don't want to waste each other's time.

Her: I thought we would hang out again until I kinda had a moment with someones recently and I think I have feelings for them. Don't want to lead you on but I'd feel weird seeing you now that I've realized my feelings.

Me: You do you. Kinda thought you weren't interested in monogamy (I shouldn't have said this). You have my number, thanks for the honesty I guess

SATURDAY

Her: Still trying to figure out where I'm at with this stuff and believe me I'll hit you up if I don't want to be monogamous. Things have been weird, thanks for understanding.

Me: drinks scotch in a shitty bar alone while contemplating signing up for dating apps again

And that's that. I'm pretty new to this part of life. How did I do?

 

Mostly great. Here’s some money. Go see a Star War

 

sell the ring and go to a theme park

 

She will hit you up again. Just wait n see.

 

@theagentcoma You did pretty well, just omit the "just wondering" part (I know it's a pain when you're curious of the answer) and it would've been handled perfectly.

 

very helpful, thank you. confidence is key, right?

 

Always: saying “I tho fit you wanted to be single “ makes out lol jealous . I’m drunk but whatever

 

Hold on