(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1263

gummy bears and ball and Oates are old cobra

This is new cobra

 

No I’m not.

 

oh shit what is new cobra all about

 

that’s what we are finding out

New job new cobra

 

I don't like snakes. Maybe you can pick another animal

 

he keeps bumble installed and talks to his matches

 

^this cobra f**ks

 

sorry I already have this name trademarked on every social media

that ain’t happening

I know nothing

 

what's yr new job?

 

night time warehouse job

better pay better schedule and just a better environment

 

hell yeah

 

Official petition for him to change his name to Regular Nate

 

PETITION DENIED

 

If Nate loses his sainthood can I become canonized, I want to be shot out of a cannon

 

I want to be buried in the louis store

 

throw me in the dump

 

With pleasure

 

do it you coward

 

Not worth flying to Denver ,come here and bring Bear she is mine now

 

I just realized I have cobrakidjon everywhere except on Snapchat smh time to change my name to alligatorjon

 

no she’s mine now

 

Born a Saint gonna die a Saint

 

You have to let Sophie choose whether or not she wants a dog

 

Bring the Bear to moi

 

No @rachael is bears mom I assume so she’s next in line.