(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1260

holy shit lmao

 

it's me rachael. dylan's very real girlfriend who is treated very nicely by him.

 

@rachael has he shown you his jellybean collection yet?

 

Holy fuck. I didn’t think the thread could get anymore nxt lvl

 

wtf is going on

 

All jokes aside. I love @dylan , but I don’t know how you do it

 

nobody wants that

 

This reminds me of the time @dylan created alt accounts to try and win the Great Food War of 2017 and still lost

 

my very adequate and tolerable boyfriend would never create fake accounts. That would be a lie and he has never lied in his life.

 

Dylan flirting

 

And campaigned and messaged everybody to vote in his favor

 

dylan is the most emo person I know. I, his girlfriend Rachael, on the other hand am not emo but am considered scene.

 

I ignored him then as I always will

 

wow my boyfriend sounds really smart and is using the available resources at his disposal to ensure victory

 

oh god @rachael drank the koolaid

 

delete this

 

I'm glad you got out

 

seriously what is everyone 'omg no waying' i dont see shit you geeks

 

I am new here but I already don't like you

 

I think I figured out what’s goin on

 

you spell your name the dumb way

 

i don't get it

 

you wear your face the dumb way

 

you're fucking a doll that isn't an actual human with a pulse.

 

I am actually really handsome