(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1243

that's taken out of context

 

Mr. Serotonin: How are you going Dylan?
Dylan: *crickets*
Mr. Serotonin: Riveting

 

what does that matter? You're still saying you're in a relationship, no?

 

I don't think his ego counts as "being in a relationship"

 

.....
yes

 

I rest my case!

 

Dylan often makes the claim he's never lied. If this is true (and I have a hard time believing it is since he promised me bbq sauce almost a whole year ago and I never received it) then he is, in fact, in a relationship. Now the question remains: Who or what, rather, would be so mindless and foolish to date the Boss Baby???

 

had a rough day, and this thread provided me with the great laughs it always does

 

clearly she is a moron if she's dating me, that's not even a question

 

@Dog with a Blog go find his girlfriend and tell her that Dylan called her a moron

 

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Delete that

 

Delete that

 

I tried but no luck

 

Mind y’alls own business

 

I would be a bad friend if I didn't have a billion questions for your girlfriend

 

@dadbolt

 

fucking lol

 

Were done here

 

You’re not wrong

 

Her taste in music is also questionable