Astro 1ounge • Page 83

me trying to convince someone I'm not a virgin

yeah I totally spooned her spaghetti

 

you slurp or twirl?

 

8/10 good to very good yeah

 

I envy people who can use the spoon while eating any noodles

 

Could be worse. Ever try eatin’ spoons with spaghetti?

 

it's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife

 

I can hear Sharon sound checking

 

Sharon Osbourne?

 

no way to know for sure

 

Oh shit, you’re seeing The National and Sharon Van Etten at Red Rocks??

 

Post a pic of you and Dyl

 

you guys got me 20,000 likes

thanks for tolerating this garbage

 

@dadbolt and @dylan at the concert tonight

 

I love when things finally go Boston's way

 

Haha yep, just got out.

 

Sharon’s set was almost all new songs and they all ruled

 

I’m playing virtual pinball with a Rush mixtape, Phillip J. Fry would be proud

 

Oh and hi, fam, I hope you’re doing okay out there

 

HELLO INTERNET

 

DON'T MIND ME I AM SHOUTING INTO THE VOID

 

Be safe today Florida friends

 

Don’t look her directly in the eye, you’ll turn to stone

 

Internet people hi hello