(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1240

it’s only fitting the person with a username with blog would say they write a bad yelp review

 

Yo I’m just taking cues from my boy @theagentcoma

 

I see your game DOG I SEE IT

 

Side note: tattooed with glasses is like my dream girl

 

one of my former co-workers is like that and that’s how I got a crush on her but we eventually became best work friends.

It was terrible seeing every dude come into the store try and hit on her

 

I'M A 5-STAR MAN

 

Going on my 3rd date since my breakup, it’s a first date with this girl though. Thinking of doing a corn maze and apple picking. Is that too on the nose for a fall date since every girl says they want that in their tinder profile??

 

I may have one Sunday, gotta keep the cycle going

 

Waiting for date now at coffee shop

 

Wait what time is it where u are??

 

He’s a cali boi

 

life in plastic it's fantastic

 

Omg this is crazy its like when I watch Frasier and they talk about having dinner at 8 and I'm like wtf that's so late tho ?? Like nnnn by then I'm taking off my makeup and getting into pjs

 

Mm mm eight ain't late

 

Eight is fucking so late for dinner

 

Dude you’re like 75 tho

 

“I’ll pick you up at 8” is like a classic movie cliche for a reason

 

Marc just sent me the pod, im too tired to listen to now but he said "Tell your friend he is gonna love hearing his story with a bunch of added sound effects. "

 

lol I’m excited. Hope y’all did it justice

 

good to see dan is leaning into his morning radio calling by adding sound effects to his fucking podcast

 

lol shut the fuck up mike

 

I haven't really posted about it 'cause I don't want to get into some novel gushing about it, but I'm legit in the best relationship I've ever encountered and it feels like a fuckin' too-good-to-be-true movie type of relationship.

 

this is what Dan thinks a podcast is

 

Is dan weenie or the butt