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Why is (almost) everyone from my high school class married with kids already (oh yeah they’re Christian). It’s super bizarre to me but different strokes I guess

 

Nearly every paper I’ve ever written haha. I’m a master trash writer

 

I can barely take care of myself let alone another person

 

Yup, I been there. Gotta 4.0 across the 2+ years in my teacher program doing everything at the last minute. Really shows you that college, like high school, is a game and complete bullshit.

 

Like, I feel if I had to then survival instincts would kick in and I could but I certainly don’t want to. I’m way too selfish

It really is. Can’t remember the last time I gave a genuine effort. And at the same time, why should? I’m still gonna get a good grade lol

 

but you're totally prepared for your lesson plans and totally know what you're doing in class all the time right

 

Seeing someone from high school with their two kids at the supermarket still feels extremely weird

 

Damn yeah and you’re only 21!

 

same I would be cranky if I didn't get my sleep and me time

 

Me too lmao

 

The thought of not being able to drop everything and go to a bar disgusts me

 

Being a mum to my dog is more than enough for me

 

Because you’re old

 

Every morning is an anxiety and adrenaline fueled rush to put together the least cohesive set of lessons you’ve ever sat in on.

Most days I’m good at it though

 

I once wrote my psychology final out of thin air (because I never bought the textbook) and I got a B

 

I’m really good at throwing together last minute presentations. I feel like this skill will help me be a teacher who procrastinates like no other

 

Maybe this is how my high school friends see me. Maybe this is why my only friends are on a chat thread with misspelled words...

 

yeah your wife would be real mad if you dropped the baby then went to a bar

 

no way to know for sure

 

It’s been like this since I was like 21-22 tho

 

There’s like 5 girls I’ve had a “thing” with that have children now so bless my life

No this isn’t fucking Good Luck Chuck

 

your sperm just has a long incubation period you're a daddy

 

Haha, you're fine, but I'm 22 and I can name too many people with more than one kid already! I'm not judging, I just don't know how they do it. Very strange

 

I didn’t sleep with any of them. A “thing” is the lowest form of romantic communication