(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1238

the fact I don’t have to care about customer service is a huge yes

also yes perfect dogs for people to fall in love with

 

If I shave my head can I come hang out as well?

 

We’re not tryna promote national socialism here, noxee. Full heads of hair will do.

 

Alright full head of hair it is. I might even brush it...

 

Saturday I went to a party supply store to buy some silly string for my friend's 30th birthday party. I couldn't find it with all the Halloween bullshit everywhere and clearly looked lost, so this girl asked if I needed any help. She directed me in the right direction, I grabbed a few cans and went to check out. While another employee was ringing me up, I looked over at the girl (who was at the balloon-filling station, so hot) and she was looking at me and fucking smiled. I know that sounds like nothing, but that shit never happens to me.

Anyways, I left because I'm too much of a pansy to do anything, but you can bet it was on my mind the rest of the day. I was hanging out at my aforementioned friend's house the next day and the drive home took me right by the party store again. I had been thinking of a reason to go back and talk to that girl without looking/sounding like a jackass. I said "fuck it" and pulled into the parking lot. I went in and tried to not seem completely obvious as to what I was doing, so I wandered around like an asshole, picking up random shit every so often to seem like I was looking for something.

I was there for about 10 minutes and I didn't see her so I was fixing to bail when she walked down the aisle and asked me if I needed help again. I told her that I was in there the day before and was not satisfied with my silly string experience. I told her I was planning to write a very tersely-worded Yelp review but I didn't know her name so I couldn't specifically call her out to warn potential customers away. She told me her name. I told her mine. I asked for her number, she gave it to me. On the way home in the car I kept saying out loud "what the fuck just happened?"

Later that night, we met for drinks and then she invited me over to smoke weed (which I don't) and watch What About Bob. It was a pretty chill night. 10/10 would accost the cute balloon girl at work again.

 

Damn. I need them skills

 

What kind of 30th birthday involves silly string

 

Ian come to my birthday

 

it's actually a complete lack of skills, she was obviously into me for some reason and was super down to hang out, I barely had to do anything other than make up some bullshit reason to talk to her again lol

 

his wife planned a whole kidnapping thing and we blasted him with the string to confuse the shit out of him while his wife blindfolded him lol

 

sounds like a nightmare personally

 

okay

 

November 21 be there or be square

Nvm it would prob just be me and you lol

 

that's the day before Thanksgiving no can do

 

How do you just know this?

 

I have a calendar on my computer and it takes me 30 seconds to look at it haha

 

The preceding weekend come thru

 

I'm seeing PFT do Spontaneanation live haha, maybe eventually I will come to Texas and say hi

 

Can you do two days before thanksgiving in ohio?

 

I have no desire to go to Ohio

 

pshh it's like a smaller Texas and way closer

 

In what way?!

 

Farms, bad people/politics, guns, football

idk man I'm just tying to get in on this Ian birthday action but that is a lot already just off the top of my head

 

This is fair

 

You must be cute or charming cause this is dire lmao. In a nice way!! Good job putting urself out there!