(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1230

write a letter but it absolutely must start with "I pray this message finds you well"

 

serious answer right here: just take her out to a decent place and lay down all the facts and be done

no person should have to overthink a break up

 

Also: make sure you don’t carpool there

I’ve done this before. Not for a break up but to let a girl down that had a major crush on me. I played Drake’s Take Care on the ride home and I’m pretty sure she cried.

 

Phone call?? Dinner?? What is this, 1996? We have texting now. It's the most neutral medium that gets the message sent as quickly as possible. If someone asked me to get dinner or come over to their house I'd be pissed. You made me spend money on food and drinks just so I can leave to feel shitty? You made me deal with traffic only to have to immediately leave after the conversation and deal with even more traffic?? No. Those are terrible ideas.

Send a text, @ChaseTx . Send a text and then block her number if she's harassing you at work.

 

well I think we're done unless I backpedal

 

He isn't 16 so I think they both have cars

 

HOMIE NOOOO

 

chase if you backpedal i swear to god

 

she's right tho!

 

she mad

 

Dylan sends emails breaking up with people

 

Sex thing?

 

uhhh sounds like no change from the last 2 or 3 weeks then

good riddance

 

Lol well, that's wrong, but if you feel this way about yourself then yeah maybe a relationship at this moment might not be the best idea but what do I know I'm a dog*


*an award winning dog with a TV show and a PHD in psychology

 

the tinder god has spoken

 

this is my favorite thread

 

Phone call is proper. Don't listen to this dumpster fire of a post. Take the high road @ChaseTx

 

you missed the glory days where Dylan was on tinder and I was in love with gummy bears

It got fun

 

Read: @ChaseTx just harass her via Facebook messaging until she gets a restraining order. Remember when I did that cause I'm polite????

 

I’m 99% sure @ChaseTx has already done it and we’re still giving him advice lmao

 

It's for next time

 

No I send texts because who the hell even exchanges emails?? I don't think I've known a partners email address since my ex-fiance and that's only because it was the login for some of our bills.

 

It amazes me you got to the engagement stage