Manchester Orchestra - A Black Mile to the Surface (July 28, 2017) Album • Page 281

A version for grown men that turn into dog-like beasts during full moons called Lycanthrope.

 

I knew this was going to be a slippery Slope

 

This suddenly became my favorite thread in thing history of chorus.fm.

 

I always wished for a midwest-emo version called MOPE.

 

This could become a well worn TROPE

 

A hip hop, embracing ‘90s lingo, version called DOPE.

 

Nevermind. @contra11mundum already did this and I’m going to go cry in a corner now. Maybe embrace TOPE.

 

I’d take off in a top-down convertible with the album and ELOPE

 

@KidLightning

I imagine you hear stuff like this all the time at the law office

 

That's not within the SCOPE of my practice.

 

That’s ok, I’m happily married and CANTALOUPE

 

Worst melon.

 

No doubt

 

Honeydew is the best melon. Fight me

 

Confession:

I don’t like any melon.

 

Melons kinda suck overall honestly

 

Watermelon is great. Fuck seedless though

 

I thought I was the only person in the world who liked 0 melons. But here, I’ve learned I’m not alone.

Thanks, Manchester Orchestra.

 

Not one of us is ever truly alone.

 

I was allergic to some melon in a fruit salad so I’m never eating a melon again fuck melons

 

The only Melon I like is Blind.

 

Watermelon tho

 

Ascot

 

YOU CAN JUST STOP TALKING I GET ITTTTT I HEAR YOUR SILENCE LOUD AND CLEARRRR