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I feel like I understand the story but there is one lapse in logic...at what point did any action occur that caused the popcorn to taste like p****?

He sets the stage, telling us he was 19 years of age when the popcorn fiasco went down.

After reaching the cinema the series of events goes like this...

1. Mr. Sleep is watching the movie when suddenly Mrs. Sleep rubs her fingers across his lips and he tastes something lingering in his fond but distant memory (nice) but he can't quite place what it is.

2. He looks over and sees Mrs. Sleep "being intimate with herself" mid movie. At this point he puts two and two together *light bulb emoji*

this is where things sort of take a turn for the surreal

3. He tells her to continue and then, for some reason that isn's quite explained, he aggressively takes a handful of popcorn to show "his interest." Now, I'm not entirely familiar with @sleepy sexual practices so I can't say exactly what's going on here but it seems that being aggressive with food is some sort of mating ritual that signifies, "it is time to begin."

4. It is at this point that he exclaims that the popcorn tastes like p****.

There is no point in this story in which Mrs. Sleep touched the popcorn herself or a point where Mr. Sleep helped her out and then returned to the popcorn. There is no reason here for it to taste like p****.

Boys, I think we have a massive scandal on our hands.

 

I wonder if he’s told his cell mates the popcorn story yet

 

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They, undoubtedly, get the unrated version of events.

 

I hate to destroy this well thought out post but

1. The initial transfer onto his lips is what causes the popcorn to have that taste heretofore

2. I think we was intimating that the popcorn was an erec**** and the handful of popcorn being thrown was a climax of sorts.

 

This is a chorus hall of fame worthy post

 

How awkward would it be if sleepy started liking these posts?

 

Awkward? That would be a dream come true

 

no way to know for sure

 

anything to boost my ratio

 

Gotta keep it PG

 

@sleepy like my posts you coward

 

let me live

 

sleepy is either alternate reality kj or seritonin

 

I remember the day the @sleepy **** hit the proverbial fan...I stayed at work about half an hour later than usual because I couldn’t walk away from the train wreck that I was witnessing

 

Sup @hauntar?

 

how did you explain that to your wife

 

all-time Chorus day

 

I walked in the door and said “today @sleepy’s girlfr-“ and she cut me off and said that she’d heard enough

 

@Kevo what table is @sleepy sitting at during your reception?

 

I think the best man usually sits up with the groom

 

He’s still alive

Unsurprisingly he’s a big xxxtentacion fan

 

are sl**py and bl*k*b**ts friends