Absurdist Twitter • Page 216

I don't think that the internet collectively got enough mileage out of the Henry Cavill/Jason Mamoa meme, it makes me laugh every time

 

The unisex clothing thing rings true for me in the summer. It was so hot here and I just wished that it would be OK for me to wear a dress or skirt. It was fucking hot.

 

It's one I always forget about. It's the perfect photograph, I will never not laugh.

 

this little piggy one got me. dang.

 

Immediately thought of

 

Knew it was going to be trouble once she dropped “Declyn”

 

A+

 

I knew from “wedding cancelled, and also I’m going to South America for two months to cleanse my soul”

 

Somehow this wasn’t posted but wow

 

Favorite part/reply:

 

Truly amazing

 

It's the dumbest thing but I've been chuckling about "oh you want the tea sis?" for a few days now

 

Too perfect

 

Holy fuck