(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1199

to be fair I complain about everything

 

share those playlists cobra. you'll match with a nice young lady in no time

 

This is a grade A insult my man

 

Just put on my gf's crop top and not gonna lie i look better in it than her.

 

I don't know if that's bad for you or her. Prolly both.

 

pics or it didn't happen

 

she took pics

 

EDIT: LOL I did not see the back half of this gif

 

she probably cropped you out of them

 

fuck y'all i look hottttt

 

I’ll take pictures in my girlfriends lingerie for y’all

 

really trying not to end up on a list Mikey

 

I just want to hate love dating apps and complain to this thread

 

This thread about to get Buffalo Bill’d

 

did someone say buffalo?
#SomeLikeItHot

 

Would you even say #SomeLikeItBlazin?

 

I might have ranted about this recently, I dunno, but god I can’t stand PDA!!! And not cause I feel bitter or anything like that it’s just annoying as fuck. I just saw a couple waiting in line at the concessions stand straight up making out. How romantic. Holding hands and an occasional kiss on the top of the head/forehead is okay. That’s it. I dunno it’s just so damn cheesy.


fucking in public is kinda tight tho ngl

 

Nothing but straight up facts

 

I can't be imagine being horny on line to spend $5 on Twizzlers

 

Right!? The context baffles me.

 

Unless twizzlers are like part of their.....routine


Btw pg 666 waddup

 

Twizzlers suck.

I agree about the PDA tho

 

I’ve had couples make out WHILE they’re ordering at concessions

 

They taste like plastic

 

Daddy horny Michael