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(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1198

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by dylan, Apr 7, 2016.

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  1. St. Nate

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  2. web250

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    Hahahaha. No she tried to assault a cop several years back, plead down to a misdemeanor.
     
  3. ComedownMachine

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    Assualting cops? That’s wifey material
     
  4. Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    You should never touch a cops face.
     
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  5. St. Nate

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    Can I get her number?
     
  6. web250

    I'll change this eventually Prestigious

    PM me, we can be eskimo brothers.
     
  7. scroopy.noopers

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    me and my date last weekend talked about stealing the identities of rich folks and doing cool shit together and i think she was serious. been crushing ever since.
     
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  9. Dog with a Blog

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    Hmm. Testing the waters. So this is how those serial killer couples come about
     
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  10. scroopy.noopers

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    nah. well maybe. waiting for the second date where its a long series of dares that ends with marriage.
     
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  11. Mr. Serotonin

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  12. GBlades

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  13. Mr. Serotonin

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    I meant the face touching, but that too.
     
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  14. GBlades

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    That is also the best kinda touching!
     
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  15. Dog with a Blog

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  16. Mr. Serotonin

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  17. scroopy.noopers Aug 23, 2018
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    scroopy.noopers

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    guy crush hmu outa nowhere and is actually asking me out. they apologized about not texting and asked to use a different messaging app to make sure he gets notifications. today is a good day
     
  18. Professor Plumbob

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    This thread is the best
     
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  19. Professor Plumbob

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    “You got Spotify?”

    “Uh yeah”

    “Wanna hear a song my ex’s band wrote about me?”

    Tbh the song isn’t that bad
     
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  20. CobraKidJon

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    I am sooo tempted by tinder/bumble/okcupid it is gross
     
  21. Dog with a Blog

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    Don’t do it Jon!!!!! Do your homework instead!!!
     
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  22. CobraKidJon

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    why not both

    but also tonight is my night off from homework
     
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  23. ComedownMachine

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    Don’t listen to this poop nugget. Get fuckin LAID BRO
     
  24. CobraKidJon

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    we all know that wouldn't happen
     
  25. Dog with a Blog

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    But he hates Tinder. Complains about it all the time !
     
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