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Absurdist Twitter • Page 213

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by Fucking Dustin, Apr 4, 2016.

  1. Marx&Recreation Aug 20, 2018
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    I need to know so much more about this oh my god. Who is this woman, was this a gag or publicity stunt or is she that unironically narcissistic, did she actually date any of those guys
     
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  2. mad Aug 20, 2018
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    I was right. Prestigious

    holy fuck hahaha
     
  3. dlemert Aug 20, 2018
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    Hahahaha @ that story. Who...who does that.
     
  4. aoftbsten Aug 20, 2018
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    Holy shit. That is insane.
     
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  6. iCarly Rae Jepsen Aug 20, 2018
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    run away with me Platinum





     
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  7. Steve_JustAGuy Aug 20, 2018
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  8. jkauf Aug 20, 2018
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  9. iCarly Rae Jepsen Aug 20, 2018
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    run away with me Platinum





     
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  10. incognitojones Aug 20, 2018
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  11. iCarly Rae Jepsen Aug 20, 2018
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    run away with me Platinum

     
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  12. Marx&Recreation Aug 20, 2018
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    Holy shit that is so many more people than the guy’s picture made it seem
     
  13. Joel Gustafson Aug 21, 2018
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    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  15. jkauf Aug 21, 2018
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  16. DickyCullz Aug 21, 2018
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    that twitter thread is next level good
     
  17. Serh Aug 21, 2018
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    Was literally about to post the parents aren't home tweet
     
  18. Serh Aug 21, 2018
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  19. Serh Aug 21, 2018
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  20. Serh Aug 21, 2018
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    Quadruple post what the hell
     
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  21. incognitojones Aug 21, 2018
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  22. disambigujason Aug 21, 2018
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    i love that vampire tweet haha, it’s so cute. The parents aren’t home is good too.
     
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  24. iCarly Rae Jepsen Aug 21, 2018
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum





     
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  25. Serh Aug 21, 2018
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    Shit, that last tweet got me
     
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  26. aoftbsten Aug 21, 2018
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    Sperm bank got me good. That is up there in the absurdist twitter hall of fame.
     
  27. Joel Gustafson Aug 22, 2018
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    A glass can only spill what it contains

     
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  28. aoftbsten Aug 22, 2018
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    I know I'm focusing on the wrong thing here, but that phone number having no area code is really throwing me off.
     
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