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Anne Elizabeth Anxiety

 

Ilamae Sprained Meniscus Probably

 

@ChaseTx @StormAndTheSun our bands are definitely on the same tour/label

 

Palmer Cramps are going on tour

 

Sandy Strep throat

The one time diarrhea would have been better smh

 

Brenda Anxiety.

 

Jean Tetanus Shot

 

Kathleen IUD Insertion is not a great band name

 

also mine's Ruth I Don't Fucking Know I Avoid Going To The Doctor So I Can Pretend Everything Is Fine I Guess My Yearly Physical Counts, not a good band name

 

Frances Allergic Reaction. Sounds metal.

 

It’d be like Despondent Records or some shit

 

“I will fuck your dad”

 

Jennie Hypertension

 

Violet Scoliosis

 

True honeymoon story: last year one of my friends got married and they were honeymooning in Mexico. On their first night, she slipped on a wet step when getting into a hot tub and fell forward, breaking her nose. He drove her to the hopsital, where the doctors suspected he battered her and called the police, who came to the hospital and took him into custody (she was in like another room or something and didn’t know what the docs were doing). So the docs fixed up her broken nose while he sat in Mexican jail for like twelve hours.

 

Iris Depression

I can already see the fan tattoos

 

This thread is WILD