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@Larry David text me about seinfeld

 

@Kingjohn_654 you never call anymore

 

i have a lot going on right now mikey b.

 

At work, leave me alone

 

We should all prank call James at work.

 

Well if you ever need someone to talk to, there’s probably someone more qualified than me

 

Guests are so stupid it’s as if I am getting pranked all the time.

People forgo all introductions and will just be like, “what movies are playing?” Or, I shit you not, I’ve gotten, “what’s the goodest movie?”

It’s honestly incredible. All this info is available online.

 

I’m a therapist. @Kingjohn_654 you should talk to me and tell me all your secrets so I can make fun of you and explain exactly how and why you’ve fucked up

 

i can't imagine going to the movies and not knowing what movie i'm gonna see. i always know the goodest movies.

 

I’d say it’s a mix of Halifax and Avenged Sevenfold

 

*ring ring*

@Dog with a Blog : Hello this is the movie theatre where we have all the movies as far as the eye can see I tell you what. How might I be of service to you madame or monsieur?

@littlejohn : Hi sorry to bother, but my wife just checked into a movie at your fine establishment and I can’t seem to reach her on her mobile telephone. Could you help a brother out and go find her for me. It’s urgent.

@Dog with a Blog : Why, certainly. I would love nothing more than to help you as it is my motto that I always answer the call, no matter how difficult the task. I’m your guy! My dear friend, what is your wife’s name and what movie is she seeing?

@littlejohn : Oh thank you so much. You’ve know idea how much your kindness means to me. Her name is Anita Gofradump. She is seeing Hotel Transylvania 3. She’s such a child at heart, bless her.

@Dog with a Blog : Not a problem at all ole chap. Now, as it is a theatre you must know I can’t go in there shouting her name, so I will need to delicately whisper it to each patron of the theatre until I’ve located your wife.

@littlejohn : I really appreciate all of the efforts you’re making to do this for me. I’ll never forget it.

 

he called me today

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

@Kennedy alt confirmed

 

@teebs41 alt confirmed

 

God I’m such a good boy

 

Wow. That ginger makes me squirm.

 

ginger? i hardly know her!

 

@Kingjohn_654’s wife confirmed

 

i'm not a ginger.

 

this post makes me uncomfortable.

 

A picture I took of Kyle Durfey at the Pianos show a few months ago!

 

Are V for Vendetta and Boondocks Saints actually good movies, or did I rate them with good scores because I was 18-20 years old when I saw them?

 

V is can't speak for the other one