General Politics Discussion (V) [ARCHIVED] • Page 511

Anyone who talks about American exceptionalism tomorrow is automatically Bo Burnham from "Parks and Rec."

 

“The chances he doesn’t know that are 0%”

These people are delusional

 

I can’t believe I bought Dilbert books in middle school because I thought it was sophisticated humor.

 

It's next level.

 

I was reading Bill Maher and Dennis Miller books for the same reason, I don't know which of us fared worse

 

I was reading Michael Moore and Al Franken books in college

 

I bought that Tucker Max book in like 2007...

 

Tucker Max - what a reference.

 

Sigh. Me too.

 

No, AMLO Is Not Mexico’s Trump

The New York Times reports that he “refused to accept the result” in 2006, which election was definitely rigged, accusing “the political and economic elite of rigging the election,” which they definitely did. The clown.

John Oliver, patron saint of Centrist Dads everywhere, described López Obrador as Mexico’s Donald Trump. Among the reasons, he chortled that in response to defeats in 2006 and 2012: “his supporters occupied the city’s central square for months, and that is ridiculous.” Lol at people protesting rigged elections. That makes them just like Donald Drumpf the Big Orange Mean Poo-Poo Head.

 

Isn't Tucker Max like grifting as a "reformed" male feminist now?

 

I have issues hydrating and I quite literally live off of Propel packets haha. I don't really drink anything but Propel and Gatorade. I'm probably gonna die from all the artificial sweeteners, but, meh.

 

looked it up and I guess so
How Tucker Max Went From Chronicling His Drunken Sexual Conquests to Ghostwriting Tiffany Haddish’s Memoir

I know he's married with kids now

 

coconut water?

 

That's actually not a bad idea, thanks! Looks like Coconut water naturally has electrolytes, had no idea. For whatever reason, water just goes right through me, so I definitely need my electrolytes heh.

 

pricier tho.

nature's gatorade.

 

I drink black coffee and water by day, seltzer/vodka and beer by night.

 

la croix is delicious, much like most seltzer (most of which are cheaper than lacroix)

 

speaking of which.... cherry seltzer really makes Kraken drinkable eh