Th es a 99% Chanel This Is A Music Chat Thread [Archived] • Page 321

Seriously.

 

yeah, I like Elsa and Joy from Inside Out the most

 

Good boi

 

but you need them

 

well

 

i sharted my pants today while pissing in a mcdonalds cup in the back of my van

 

This reads like early-2000s Blink 182 lyrics.

 

im not kidding though

 

Is this a Front Bottoms song?

 

I feel like it was all leading up to this

 

trust me, there was little lead up. it was what i was least expecting.

 

i needed to piss so bad. so bad. I had estimates book all day today and i was constantly on the move. i was driving all over the place all day. i really had to piss so bad. i got to one of my appointments 10 minutes early so i thought "okay i can go in this empty cup in the back of the van. my windows are tinted so its perfect"

i go back there and drop trow. i begin to loosen my valves and empty my fluids into the cup. next thing you now i have backsplash getting all over so i kind of start freaking out. With piss kind of all over me, im like "ugh i need to fart", and i do but it brought its friends. so now im sitting in my van with all sorts of problems, naked from the waist down. i see one of my work tshirts in the back and i use it to wipe. i had some painters plastic that i used as a garbage for the tshirt after.

it sucked. i lacked so much confidence the rest of the day.

 

I still think you should of tried to just piss on the street/bushes somewhere instead

 

Lol dude I was in a residential area! That’s like walking outside and some dude just standing in the middle of th street pissing.

 

Nbd

 

Officially now all caught up on THT. Last ep was one of the best ones yet imo

 

Thats not what John told me you told him in DMs?

 

The people sitting across from me on the flight were watching a Transformers flight

#shinfo

 

You’ve clearly never been to San Francisco

 

Legit my sister and brother in law saw a lady pooping outside our apartment yesterday

 

Y’all hear about that teacher that was poopin on the track course ?

 

Not yet

 

Look it up. Been a few poop stories recently. There was also that lady that pooped on the floor in that fast food place in the UK and threw it at the workers haha

 

I think I posted about it awhile back haha

 

Fun little news story from the city I work in

Two Akron firefighters on paid leave for allegedly making porn at fire station