Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 1025

-deotorizing-

to use deodorant

 

Haha I almost poured my iced water onto my wrap instead of Siracha earlier.

 

Happens to the best of us

 

With the things your eyes have seen, probably would've been for the best tbh

 

use deodorant on that tongue

 

Well, not me. I caught myself last second cause I have the eye/hand coordination of a peregrine falcon.

 

that's falcon awesome dude

 

you're talon me!

 

Free Chinese food at work today woo

 

I
Took
Friday
Off
FINALLY
A
Day
Off
I
Really
Cant
wait
I
think
I'll
go
fishin'
again
and
then
my
friend
has
his
grad
party
at
night
should
be
pretty
fun
!

 

I see you added poet laureate to your title

 

fuck yeah. what all are y'all having?

 

"Poète lauréat". Cela semble un peu français si vous me demandez. J'aime ça.

 

The copier at work just got real franked up somehow so I decided to just quit working basically.

 

oh wow good haiku great job man.

 

thx did u read it all? S'long.

 

@iCarly Rae Jepsen if you were a farmer what kinda crops would you farm and what kinda animals would you have? Also, what kinda hat would you wear out in the fields?

 

language jacob

 

I heard a Five Finger Death Punch song at target today

Also State Champs for the first time. Idk if people like them here but it was fucking awful

 

why didn't ian answer me?

 

State champs is that band that kinda sounds like Justin Timberlake, right?

 

First of all it would be organic and free range
Staple crops like squash , carrots, corn, potatoes and staples
Animals - pigs, sheep, goats, cows, a dog, I might just make it a petting zoo
And a fedora of course

 

What kinda soil and nutrients would you give the staples?

 

Farm soil

 

Ah, dirt. Thick dark sand.