Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 999

that's it I'm never messaging someone first on fb ever again. I always feel like I'm disturbing people. Sticking to my old ways of waiting for people to contact me.

 

triple post I'm waiting to take my "training assessment test" which is basically the test to pass training and I'm anxious AFFFFFF

 

Smart as a catfish*

 

You don't possess the internet skill to catfish someone

 

I am painfully handsome so I would not need to bud

 

oldjersey catfishing:

Dear facebook human,

Im a hot femail looking for action. I really just like nice guys only. hmu

 

Im a boy tho

 

yeah I never message people and people never message me haha

 

take it as a catfishing pro tip

 

Dan types big boobs lady on Bing

Ok now how do I catfish someone

 

huge boobs lady

 

am I being summoned

 

hey! I messaged you first just yesterday, mister

 

Yeah you're one of 2 people that has messaged me on there since February, haha

 

I got to pet a puppy English retriever dog and not to be dramatic but I think we are bffs and also I will take a bullet for her.

 

Pics plsss

 

It would be messed up if someone tried to shoot the dog and you had to dive in and take a bullet

 

Really hard to get a pic cause she moves around so much but I tried

Well if it happened id do it

 

I’m kinda over by your hood. Come steal her. I’ll leak the info.

 

Omg look at her as a little pup

 

Wait I thought she was your new dog!

 

Only in spirit

 

Hi guys I'm putting together a shitty 2000's pop punk playlist hit me with some stuff that I might've forgotten!

 

@Colby Searcy