Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 996

never ever change

 

Oh wow I would’ve been so blessed

Haha. Yeah she should do it

 

are pizza rolls and potato skins a tapas

 

Can you get high from new tire smell while sitting in a discount tire just asking for a friend

 

Are pizza rolls a burrito?

 

can someone quote that post and put it on my wall

I'd appreciate it

don't wanna ever forget that one

 

Does that still apply if I've never actually fucked a couch?

 

which one

 

the couch fucking post

 

of course, the internet was built on funny lies

 

I feel deceived.

 

look what you monsters did. @supernovagirl and @Yasqueen4 had to be all sweet and now i haven't done any of the formatting work i was tasked with and if my boss asks me to see it i'mma have to str8 up say i did not do it lol

 

tell me about it

 

I should have kept that part to myself.

 

No sign of @Mr. Serotonin here.

Must be at one of their other locations.

 

I never said I fucked a couch, I just read you could do it after googling "masturbation techniques" when I was 14...smh

 

Masturbation techniques lol

 

Idk man I was trying to step my game up

 

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Gee I hope so

 

I'd be all about like a super Americanized tapas restaurant, with like really good mozzarella sticks and other apps of that ilk

 

Mikey has a real knack for making this thread go from borderline inappropriate to full NSFW

 

I'm 100 percent Team Mikey Fucked a Coach

 

yeah i know

i'm leaving it

 

Thought you were talking about me at first lmao