Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 937

Front or back yard

 

back

 

pants or no pants?

 

gym shorts

i didn't go to the gym

 

When did you last cut your grass?

 

sex thing?

 

That too

 

Or do you have goats to cut your grass for you?

 

I want waffle house

 

Hi. Still dying. Be back when either dead or not dead. Either works. Dead is preferable. Kthx.

 

See if uber eats will deliver you some waffle bouse

 

@bigmike @Joe4th have you heard of this place

 

that looks like aids

 

Don't listen to other Derek. Its a good show.

 

Today I had to walk around target looking for someone with a box of magnum condoms in my hand and it was more embarrassing than it should have been. Literally all they had were magnums or those ones with that icy hot shit on them. All I could think of was that scene where Frank intentionally drops a magnum condom and that scene from Nathan For You where he’s asking the cashier if they have any smaller condoms lmao

 

Slept three hours. Now I'm in immense stomach pain and I do not know why

 

yo.... same

 

I have not

 

Please cancel today

 

Are you okay?

 

Oh yeah, just not feeling like getting up and going to work. Haha

 

I'm glad someone else did this

rt rt rt

 

those dumb little fuckers