Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 929

Come back

 

corn syrup I'm guessing.

yesterday I went to get an iced coffee at starbucks and this time I specified "no cream, no sweetener" (normally I let them ask first). Anyways, the guy was like "that's how you drink coffee like a man" or something similar to that. idk why - I think mostly because of how dumb his joke was - but I replied with "actually I'll get cream and sugar every now and then too" which is 100% a lie.

 

I never left.

also idk what we're talking about here

 

Omg I was laughing so hard.

 

@angrycandy I think sometimes we have the exact same humor and other people are like huh??? Lol

 

no doubt about it

 

if anybody wants to laugh at some hip hop videos, these will do the trick:

 

Oh this is gonna be gold

 

oh shit one of those guys just died

now I feel bad

 

Meant to quote @Yasqueen4 lol

 

Sometimes I'll be in traffic and wonder, like, does fred durst get royalties for what he sang on that version of "outside" cause it definitely got radio play back in the day. Imagine getting royalties for "I'm feelin' those lighters."

 

Seth Rogan recently discovered the story function on Instagram and it’s been pretty hilarious lol. Dude is like @oldjersey with technology

 

I got things to do, but I don't want to do em

 

watching X Files with the lights on
dans la maison
I hope the Smoking Man's in this one one
hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
big like Leann Rimes
because I'm all about value

I sometimes think One Week would be a good karaoke song but it's too many words I'd lose my breath

 

is it better than ye?

are these...lyrics?

I just cut out sugar from my coffee, working on lessening the amount of cream I add but tbh might just quit there cause it's not like I'm using a ton anyway

 

dan is a what?

 

what tf song is that

 

The House, a movie no one saw

 

how the fuck do you not know One Week by BNL

 

so much better

 

A+ post

 

Thanks for the 70k like I guess

@EmmanuelSCastle

 

I think it's because she's a sex offender, I'm guessing? Maybe people keep reporting her account?

I still haven't confirmed if she's still into men or not. I know she changed her relationship status because apparently randos were asking for sex. Our grandma also posted something about it and it was hilarious

He'd rather die I'm sure.

That's my wife's family, you're good.

Sounds like you need a new grocery store to shop

Is this a sex thing?

Do you not have any in everyday life?

Which one?

I think they were friends or something

 

Young King Dave

 

cautiously optimistic. ye was a snooze