Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 927

Oh man. I remember a girl last night telling me it was her birthday and I said I didn’t believe in birthdays and she asked if I was Mormon. @Kingjohn_654 is that a thing or something ?? Anyways, I told I’m an atheist but birthdays are ubiquitous and meaningless

 

truly awful

 

a fucking sweep? like really? pathetic all around

 

We celebrate birthdays.

She's thinking of Jehovah's Witnesses.

 

it's Jehovah's Witnesses who don't believe in birthdays
https://www.jw.org/en/jehovahs-witnesses/faq/birthdays/

 

i completely forgot there was a game on last night and i'm not even upset i missed it. terrible series. well, at least game 1 brought some entertainment.

 

idc where Lebron goes, Philly, Houston, L.A., just get the fuck out of Cleveland

 

gonna go see hereditary after i drop soph off this afternoon. v excited to see it

 

you're gonna love it

 

Actually, I think she did say JW, but I have drunk memory

 

Also, as a non sports fan this has been a great finals. It started and then it was just over

 

did you tell her you roleplay as a dog on the internet every day?

 

just give him his own team like that Bugs Bunny cartoon

 

Nah man I wasn’t tryna get laid last night

 

Yours made no fucking sense

Or any laws period

I thought you had a gf?

American Sign Language?

What happened to Cam?

I used to be this way and then just stopped, it's been better since

Please don't encourage him

Her response was?

To be fair there have been talks circling him about Space Jam 2 for years

 

that all went to hell colbster

 

I'm sorry, I can always call my cousin up

 

Speaking of my cousin I think her FB keeps getting taken down cuz I've received a friend request from her like every day now

 

lmao

 

get me in on some trailer park tats colby

 

She makes
A
New one
Each. And. Every. Day.
Ju. St.
To get your attention

 

yep!
haha I like being caught up though!!! I also feel bad because there were a couple conversations I was tagged into but somehow my point in the thread got lost so I just missed that whole chunk of time

you had a gf?!? you don't tell me nothin

 

Colby hook Dadbolt up with your cousin!

 

Leave the poetry to @angrycandy

 

I kinda like it, actually