Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 925

Tell the employee that, I just handed it to her

 

I know I'm not one to talk but it's fascinating to me that adults just casually say what group in a children's book they'd fit in, like it's harmless and I don't care but I also don't get it

 

Well like we all read it first as children

And after the third book they’re not really kids books anymore

 

Yep, they aged with us which is super cool

 

you're a Gryffindor or a Ravenclaw but leaning towards the former

 

I really like this season of MasterChef so far. seems like it's going to be pretty interesting

@Ken @Colby Searcy

 

I'm in a really weird fucking place. This Bourdain thing put a lot of things in perspective for me in a way I didn't expect it to. It's really weird to think about.

I'm not in that boat or anything, fyi

 

I feel ya man

 

She's my hero

Ian :(

I'm a Hufflepuff but idk that doesn't seem right

 

I found a wax pen with a mostly full cartridge today while getting dinner at The Habit. I had been debating getting one so I guess this settles it

 

Welp. Just got invited to go out drinking with friends. RIP me.

 

My friends and I are all drunk and talking about how much we love LOTR but Aragorn specifically cause he is so amazing ———- FUCK WHO PUT SUBLIME ON THE JUKEBOX!!! They are RUINN G my LOTR high !!! @Garrett L.

 

I went Dutch tonight @Mr. Serotonin . It’s impossible not to be drunk with her. She’s just...beautiful in every sense of the word

 

Is this a Chasing Amy sitch?

 

Lotr is the best ever

 

Dam straight

 

Please explain this. I don't understand

Can you not tell them no?

Do you only talk LOTR when drunk?

 

No seriously I don't know the Mixtape reference

 

Still sick. My tongue has now joined with the roof of my mouth. I'm dying.

 

Do you have a will?

 

It all goes to my godson: @Fucking Dustin

 

Does he get anything good?

 

The pieces of shit refer to mixtape in songs, and even have songs named that.

 

No