Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 919

@SpyKi

 

I heard spyki drinks water now!!

 

I do, it's not too bad!!

 

I'm gonna apply to a bunch of other state jobs this weekend. I don't make as much money as I should. Have they even seen how many fuckin' likes I get every day?

 

You regret asking them to pay you in wings

 

why can't I cancel all my plans all the time? I feel so free with no plans. fuck healthy relationships with yr friends when I can stay in bed and be just as underwhelming remotely, yknow?

 

i see you dylan

 

this is the kind of validation I need, thanks hell yeah

 

@dulam alt cnfrmd

 

that's exactly what Dylan said. Can't believe his whole persona is a ripoff

 

Denver!

 

I like people haha. one of my best friends went on vacation and I've had no desire to be around anyone else at all so it's a temporary thing

 

Next level
Don't have friends so you never have plans

 

I wish I was that self aware back when I was still forming new connections, like a sucker. what a fool I am

 

I can

 

Are you sure?

 

my new bit is to react to what he says as if he were being a normal person. Like he was really bummed about being cancelled on

he loves it

 

You have bits now?
We really did corrupt you

 

I haven't seen any of his reactions in days. It's been like a vacation.

 

he says feel free to message him on socials

 

I'm gonna use @dylan's contact info to make a craigslist add for cheap exotic pets.

 

don't forget to sign him up for scientology.

 

haha the other night i got drunk and added dylan and jacob to a group text and the results have been everything i could have possibly wanted

 

I don't think he has millions of dollars for that. Maybe I'll make him a Jehovah's witness. That seems to be more affordable.