Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 893

I know what you mean. I need legal weed in PA so I can get those CBD heavy strains.

 

Fun fact: I've never actually not been drunk

 

That's actually hard to do. You must have great work ethic.

 

Fun fact: Duck’s penises have hooks on them

 

Crate!

 

While drunk I imagine

 

they filled peanut shells with peanut butter.

 

Grace Randolph is the literal worst

 

Yeah man when *ucks *uck each other it doesn't look romantic at all. Sometimes i'll light a few candles around them just so it doesn't seem so aggressive.

 

That's why you just have to stay drunk. Can't be hungover if you're drunk

 

Unfortunately it ends up looking more like a seance

 

Okay fine I’ll go

Oh sick

Hahaha I mean I was gonna go but the company doesn’t look very good.

Hey!! That’s MY THING

 

please stop stalking me lol jk I want to go to all of these too. Well I am going to paramore which reminds me I need to give you money for my ticket

Wow I’ve never been so disrespect. New now now FUCKS

 

Facts!

 

Try more vodka

Nah they do that at the Peanut Barrel across town.

 

New now now is okay.

 

All Now Now fucks

 

Hahah. Ironically, my friend's seancé kinda has the neck of a duck. They're gettin' married next month.

 

she's getting married to a seance?

 

Siancé

 

Holy fuck Dr. Tonin is killing me today haha

 

Slante

 

Oh I meant FI ancé. My bad.

 

Just ordered some garbage food, hopefully it will life my spirits and help me get this (school) work I need to get done.

 

Your classes aren’t over yet?? Or is it summer school?