Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 838

First off everyone’s leaving and that makes me sad
I don’t remember the second off

 

jk i would be happy to see dan

leave

 

I think it was something about being sad no one comes to visit me

 

@oldjersey please make a @dylan style itinerary for the visit

 

hey me neither

which is good because i have crippling anxiety about hosting

no one ever visit me plz

 

I’m on my way

 

Come hang with us

 

hmmm maybe

 

I really wanted to take a shit in @Dog with a Blog ‘s toilet when I stayed at his place but the opportunity never came up

 

10:30 AM: Stuff
12:15 PM: Idk
3:00 PM: More stuff

 

found @ChaseTx ’s alt account

 

i have no doubt that dan would be able to host a bitchin’ good time

 

Pls

 

My presence in general is a bitchin good time so ya

 

A typical day for @oldjersey

 

cook one on stove top

 

hes comfortable with poop

 

Bananas are incredible and essential

 

banana bread is good

 

I've destroyed @ChaseTx's toilet a time or two. and @thesoftskeleton's lol

 

They weren't used to meat

 

international house of breakfast

 

these were more than likely mostly beer related

 

I’ve pooped in @sophos34 ’s toilet a few times but never got close to destroying it