Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 818

my mind went straight to 311 guess I just have a one track kinda mind. lol i'll check it out

 

saying "what?" to someone and then processing what they said a second later.

 

"honey, where's my ______?"
*immediately find it*

 

I'm livid

when's yr bday?

 

yo, @CarpetElf is cool as shit and invited me to move to Denver

 

Thought y’all might enjoy a dose of @dylan . Also, watch out @thesoftskeleton . Baby on the loose!

 

Lol didn’t you hear? We’re all getting an apartment with @dylan

 

I miss Dylan when is he coming back

 

I dunno but I miss daddy

 

Hey dog

 

Howdy lobster!! What’s crackin?

 

Drunk kkkkkk

 

Drunk wit da heptuple K that’s wassup

 

Tru Mr. Movie man, you're always the latest one on here

 

Yeah. I somehow manage to be the latest and the earliest lol. It’s a weird life

 

So like, are you just supposed to drink around those flowers in your drink or

 

well I think im about to fall asleep but just want to let u know your tattoos are really cool first

 

I tried but the flower kept getting in my mouth and it was weird

 

heh. till.

me and my best friend in high school would call up 1800 infomercial numbers and "prank" them. one time we called the rototiller one and asked the dude if he could till our field lol

 

Prank calls remind me of much simpler times lol

 

I still have the number of a strip club I used to prank call memorized. Ah, sixth grade.

 

1-800-BOOBIES

 

1-800-BREASTS

It's 2018 James, you silly billy

 

Hope y'all feel alright in the morning

I'm confused as to what you're supposed to put on it??

This is me and drives my wife crazy. Sometimes (read: often) I ask questions just to ask questions

Why? What's wrong with it? Are you a Peach only kinda guy?

Savage af

 

Can I have some quick advice please