Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 798

yes

 

I just saw a commercial for microwave pasta. Holy shit

 

i don't own a microwave

 

HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?!

 

How long haven't you had a microwave be HONEST

 

This and the linked story have blown my mind...

 

I haven’t had a microwave for literally 3 days bc mine broke and I already am like oh shit now I can’t make this...or this....Or that

 

Since I moved into this apartment during the first week of December, 2017.

 

I also don't own a plunger, which if you have read any of my stories you know is basically living as dangerous of a life as possible.

 

Or a coffee maker.

 

I only cook with a microwave, I am not good at being like oh I'll be hungry in an hour I should start getting ready now, microwaves are like 5 minutes max

 

What's your fav thing to microwave

 

quesadillas/nachos are very easy to do

 

it's honestly really easy, cause i only reheated things in a microwave. Now i just do it in a pan and it takes like 5 mins. If I have 30 seconds to reheat+eat, i figure I can spare 5 mins+eat. If not, I need to reevaluate my schedule.

 

I bought microwave popcorn specifically to bring as contraband to the movies since I have a moviepass and went to make it tonight before I was like ohhh yeah.


Also like I’ve said in here before toaster scramblers are like my obsession and the only way to make it the best is with 30 secs in the microwave before toasting it

 

zebra cakes, oatmeal cream pies and the brownies just for the reliability. and honey buns which I love to death

absolutely

 

my friend is moving tomorrow which is a massive bummer bc I don't make friends easily and I kind of like her too (or something) but I also get to see Mineral Girls again tomorrow so mixed bag

 

hmmmm I am a moron and forgot to buy tickets so hopefully....I can still do that.....

 

Guess you're taking toaster scramblers to the movies.

How?

 

I AM SEEING GASLIGHT ANTHEM TODAY!!!!

 

I AM SADLY NOT

 

birdperson slept too much yesterday and too early and now is awake at 6 am. been up since a little after 4 please kill me

 

I didn't sleep well at all last night

 

i didnt really either, weird dreams bleh

 

I had caffeine late and it kept me up until like 2:15 am. Now I have a beer festival to work I’m going to be dragging by the end of it.