(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 270

Lots of socks?

 

sometimes but it's been hot lately so yeah

 

I keep putting holes in my socks, its really frustrating

 

buy new ones

 

where have you been all my life

 

you gotta invest in a fleshlight or something my friend

 

oh Jesus, me and the lady visited a sex shop in Vegas, because hey, we're all adults here right? anyway, they had fleshlights based on porn stars and a little "feel me" window on the box, and damn those things feel werrrrid. like a stretch armstrong.

 

I've always wondered how they know if the feel is right

 

Imagine being the product tester

 

Which one did y'all end up with?

 

Apparently Hanes Socks

 

And holy ones at that

 

like they're golden or have a cross on them or something

 

or maybe they're bloody

 

i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm trying to remove that i promise

 

Did you watch the new Stretch Armstrong cartoon on Netflix yet? It was a lot of fun!

 

I once had an off brand fleshlight that was supposed to simulate the feeling of getting deep throated lol. It was ok I guess. Stopped using it. Too much effort. Like you need the lube and then you need to clean up and like is it even worth it? Not imo

 

put a sock on your hand like a sock puppet and you get the same effect

 

Sounds scratchy

 

use a dress sock

 

funnily enough, i have a sock with this entire portrait drawn on it.

 

There we go

 

no fleshlights were purchased that day I'm afraid

 

a silk one