Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 782

JR stays stoned

 

I want popeyes so badly now

 

Woo orientation was only an hour and we got paid for the full 3 hours so that’s cool

Thanks for making the joke I wasn’t here to make!

 

When Cait dropped down ya pants for the first time

 

Also was legit LOLing that the drug policy is literally just signing stating that you won’t use drugs/alcohol while on the clock/on breaks. Nothing at all past that, they just specifically said don’t do it on lunch or on the clock

 

Yo @oldjersey where the fuck is the podcast ?

 

hahahahaha

 

Marc has been slacking hardcore, he usually does it in like 5 days but he is taking forever, let me text him rn.

 

Podcast?

 

When you order the spiciest thing on the menu and instantly regret it

 

That moment one of @dylan rules is actually logical, but you don't want to agree with him

 

Free donut with the purchase of any drink at Dunkin which is smart because I go from spending $0 there to $3

 

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when you just took an earth shattering dump and your friend asks if you wanna get Chiptole

 

Excuse me

 

When you make an intense face during a basketball game, nailed it

 

Lol I texted my mom that I got 3 B’s and 2 C’s and her response was, “Hmmm I thought you said you were getting A’s and B’s.” Yeah bruh but then I started drowning in work and moved twice and had a god damn car accident.


Parenting

Edit: I mean, I definitely could have put in more effort no doubt, but it could have been worse

 

But your As and Bs hmmmmm

 

Given all you’ve gone through this school year, I think 3 B’s and 2 C’s is good. I’m proud of you bud.

 

Cs get motherfuckin degrees

 

Next semester get all As, I’ll give you a gift.

 

D for Degree

 

Is this a @dylan kind of promise ?

 

F for Fuck Off

 

No my gift is shitty and you won’t like it lol.