Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 760

Yeah it's chained to the ground and tree.

 

*Nintendo stage lights up, Reggie steps out from behind a curtain to thunderous applause*
Hello

and welcome to the Nintendo 2018 E3 stage *Reggies words are drowned out by more applause*

I have some very exciting news for you all today. We at Nintendo like to view these presentations like a baseball game. What can be more exciting at a baseball game, besides the popcorn of course *crowd laughter* than a homerun! Today, I'd like you to think of our panel as a baseball game and to start things off we are going to pitch to you something that we believe can be a homerun and a staple in your gaming library. Ladies, Gentlemen, friends, it is with great pleasure that I get to reveal to you.....*room goes dark, crowd murmurs are heard when suddenly a screen lights up and a single puppy paw touches the screen, followed by a loud growl and gunfire*

NINTENDOGS. BATTLE. ROYALE

*crowd goes fucking nuts*

 

leave,

return with bolt cutters.

claim it for good.

 

you know what they call a Big Mac in Paris? Battle Royale with cheese

 

MCDONALDS BATTLE ROYALE

 

Roller Coaster Tycoon Battle Royale

 

Do you kiss your ************ with that mouth?

 

Sorry but I win Chorus.fm battle royale.

 

BattleRoyaleField battle royale

 

Wat

 

I thought of this 5 minutes ago and realized it doesn't work because this site is already a battle royale

 

I'll fuck all yall up

 

I secretly fear this

I hope to God GNR made it

 

Special attack:

Ketchup spray -> -50HP

 

GNR has good deep cuts so your fears were realized in one post

 

Brackets Battle Royale

 

Gonna download Far Cry 3 to my PS4 tonight.

 

my rhinoceros?

 

I'm still thinking about this

 

even their best songs still have to overcome Axl Rose and they never rly do imo

 

It'd be cool if every pass in Madden was either complete or a pick, and every tackle forced a fumble

 

I would play the shit out of that

 

Each fumble = one death

 

I definitely do think they do, I think Axl is hit or miss but there are a lot of good songs

 

saying they have no good songs is silly