Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 704

i'm also a mistake

 

hey, weedsport, im sort of from near there

 

I’ve been thinking about doing the same thing eventually now that I have a decent car

 

I was watching something the other day and they were talking about why comedians pick on Florida so much and apparently, unlike other states, they release a lot of their police records to the public or some shit like that? I forget exactly what it was, but it’s not necessarily that Florida is the worst, we are just privy to a lot more information about it compared to other states. But also it might be the worst I dunno

 

It's the worst.

 

Florida? i bet.

 

I learned that from John Oliver, I'm pretty sure.

 

look at the educated pups in here

good dog

 

Hey come to Michigan. You have family in Holland, Mich., right? Or Grand Rapids. That's 50 mins away, drinks on me brother.

 

let's all secretly band together and plan a Michigan trip and see if we can collectively drink @bigmike into literal homelessness

 

Not anymore. They moved over here from there in like the 30’s and then my mom moved back in the 70’s but no family out there no mo. But I’d like to go someday!

 

Everyone come to Michigan please

 

wow mike was only off by 50 years not bad

 

Lmao

 

Only the worst states would allow you to live there

 

This made me laugh so hard btw. The use of “literal” is perfect

 

Oklahoma ayy

 

oklahoma isn't the worst state. it's also not the best state. it's just ok.

 

No one talks about Arkansas. It doesn’t even exist imo

 

Lol you suck

 

Ohio is the only state i've been to that i found zero to enjoy in

 

I really enjoyed Ohio

 

Ohio is dumb.

 

Ohio is for lovers

 

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