Daily AMA • Page 452

Someone needs to Photoshop this and make it a gif

And also that scene was so silly she's like aw gee shucks guys I don't wanna ok I guess...
Now LEMME PROMO MY SINGING CAREER. Even the bartender was like lol bye sis

 

I'm a scaredy cat so I had to see what you were talking about

hi Brandy, I guess this is the one 90s movie where the token POC isn't Gabby Union

 

Now Fuse is playing paranormal activity the marked ones. They rly get me tonight.

@everyone would u rather be possessed or stalked by a killer?

Stalked by a killer seems like by the obv answer but being possessed might have its merits too like if ur an acrobat and/or contortionist it may improve ur gig

 

is this a stalked by a killer situation where I can move to a new state and start wearing wigs because if so I want to do that

 

Stalked by a killer means they stalk u until u get them or the cops or whatever, or they kill u. Possession is u get possessed until u die or break the possession. Stalker killer odds seem a lil better. Possessions seem hard to break and often it's either like jk ur still possessed or it possesses someone else and ur still screwed.

 

Would you know that you’re being stalked? If so, I choose that one

 

Yes you would know and would have to outdo them somehow to escape

 

stalker because not having control of my own self is a real fear of mine and possession would be the ultimate version of that

 

On the plus side u could do whatevs and be like oop sry, I was possessed!! Like the John mulaney version of "sorry, I was just so drunk" except "sorry, I was just so possessed" and you'd never be accountable!

 

Also that John mulaney sketch is great cause it doesn't just apply to quitting drinking. People also have no idea what to offer if ur veggie. Like hey here's half a cucumber I found. Are you full??? Is that enough???? No. Its not.

 

is this another chat thread now

 

No, I am asking hard hitting questions so it's more like a thread about srs internet journalism

 

Ama

 

I hate this question because I'm terrified of large bodies of water and also fire. Like I just started lighting candles this year. I've also nearly drowned a lot of times. I also have a bad history with cars. I swear to God my life is lowkey a Final Destination sequel and I just haven't gotten the hint.

 

Not a question but I’m sad I didn’t get to go see JEW Friday.

 

oh no how come you couldn't go??? I was considering seeing them and Enrique Iglesias in Vegas in September but then my queen announced a tour so that dream is crushed.

 

I had to work till close. Mainly, it was because I missed The Hotelier again, I really want to see them.

 

Lmaoo ok I’d have to look at what it was called but I just watched a possession movie on Netflix that WAS BASICSLLY THIS like it was just casual that this girl had been possessed and it was all like “sorry I was possessed” and people were like OH OK and gave her her job back and just acted like it was totally normal and cool

Lmaooo exactly

Also even though I watch nothing but true crime and horror movies, I still don’t have an answer to this question. But I’m leaning towards killer. I’d have at least the sense not to run up some fuckin stairs that’s for sure.

 

They were crazy but hardly anyone was there for them. And of course JEW was flawless as usual

 

Damnn, just got Rob'd boi

 

wait, colby might understand me now @Colby Searcy

 

I hope Aaron Lewis gets free Newports for life for as many as he smoked in that video

 

I've had so many questions bottled up inside of me.