Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 688

My neighbors growing up were this very old couple and when I was born I was like 8.5 pounds and they said I looked like a little doughboy and that nickname stuck in my family and for all of sixth grade I wore two different shirts with the pillsbury doughboy on them twice a week

 

I have weird things that send chills up my spine (like a nails on chalkboard type of feeling)

1. dry towels rubbing together
2. doing my toes like this inside my shoes
3. skin rubbing back and forth on a dry fabric

 

No shoes are the best shoes

 

The fuck is dry towels rubbing together

 

I dont wear flip flops personally

 

Im ashamed at how pasty my legs are and it affects my shorts wearing

 

its a place in hell

 

you've never seen your towels grinding in the cabinet?

 

That's how washcloths are made.

 

why

 

y'all able to pick things up with your feet? like if i drop a sock on the ground, I've probably not bent down to pick it up in like 20 years. always just use my toes and pick it up and put it in my hand.

 

Maybe haha idk


Gonna hit the pool once I get home. Might stay in all night.

 

of course.

why do more work than I have to.

although one time I was trying to kick my shirt up the stairs and I misjudged it and kicked too hard and kicked the stair which cause terrible pain and my toe turned purple and hurt for like 2 weeks.

be careful out there.

 

I love using my feet to kick things into the air and catch them like I'm Jet Li

 

This boy ain’t right

 

Wat

 

This happened

 

hey, i tried

 

failing in that particular endeavor is actually a success

 

this feels somewhat directed at me...

 

not at all, just liking 17,000 posts is way too many

 

A respectable ogre would go back and retroactively like every post

 

okay chums, tonight should i go hang out with the bartender that chase tried to sabotage for me or should i hate watch arrested development?

 

bartender