Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 683

Oh yeah

 

I am cold all the time so I only wear shorts like once a year but I definitely agree that dress codes are silly, like obviously don't wear like a Rick And Morty shirt unless you work at Hot Topic or whatever but capitalism is dumb and as long as you aren't sloppy it doesn't matter

 

@Dirty Sanchez You just need to find a way to express your 'swag' within the given parameters, you'll learn

 

tuxedo with a Bazinga shirt on top

 

people wear dumb shirts here all the time, but shorts are a no-no apparently.

I've only seen like 2 people ever wear shorts here and I'm not going to be a shorts-wearing pioneer.

also I don't currently own any shorts because mine tore like a month ago.

 

acid wash suit with matching shorts

 

don't give me shit about cargo shorts.

there's nothing wrong with pockets.

don't pocket shame me.

 

Cargo short mafia represent.

 

i just called it a cheesetake

i'm gonna light myself on fire and crawl into the sewer

 

sounds like the @Colby Searcy version of a #HotTake

 

wat

 

I won't wear shorts to work, I would freeze

 

Sanch is one of those freaks that wears shorts in a blizzard

 

I would wear shorts every single day of the year if I could.

I don't mind being cold.

 

I took this to mean like theoretical books, like ones that don't exist

Me, All the time

Fuck your pockets


All of them. Every last goddamn one of em

What's down there?

 

I wear black leggings and a tunic every day. I'm fine for comfort there. But apparently business casual means I have to wear uncomfortable shoes and I'm not down with that. I want to wear sneakers all day every day.

 

I’ve shoveled snow in shorts as I was too lazy to put pants on.

 

I use my heater at work just about every day

 

Wat

 

please don't

 

wat da fak?!

 

I do too. I work in a basement. It's pretty poorly insulated down here.

In fact, it's on right now.

 

Okay fine

 

I hate shorts.

 

My legs get cold alright! Don't @ me