Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 608

Always Guess Who

 

I mean we're fucked up so you're probably right but Scattergories is my favorite board game ever so I'm always gonna wanna play it

 

Are you fucked up on Mountain Dew?

 

no

 

Then what?

 

mostly Jack Daniels

 

btw: I love you Colby

you're my favorite forever

 

Saturday night is alright for going to bed soon...good night folks

 

Any particular reason why?

 

you're true blue

 

My mom’s names for the Lord of the Rings characters for like six years were very endearingly horrible

 

Jack and Coke just go so well together

 

well, you'll have to win game 7, Houston

 

this Terrapin is fantastic too

 

@lobstervegan is just drunk now thanking the robot on her phone for explaining how you make certain liquors

 

"what is rum?"

 

no Chris Paul means you shall fall

 

Party animals

 

I just saw a woman walking around the halls of this hotel in a robe truly living her best life

 

rum is made from sugar cane or molasses

gin is made from herbs and juniper berries

vodka is water and ethanol

tequila is agave

scotch and bourbon are whiskey

scotch is made from barley and bourbon is made from KoRn

Jager is a digestif - whatever that is

 

I learned so much

 

It’s been a long time since I’ve had gin. But now I want some. Bombay on ice with a lime wedge. Mm.

 

everyone come dignify my existence while I'm still conscious

 

I feel like Tony the Tiger

ya dig

 

A fictional product of capitalism, same