Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 562

but why go to Denny's when there is Waffle House?

 

mate whut are you on about

 

it is Thursday

 

denny's was where my friends always wanted to go super hungover during college. denny's sucks but you know, fine, except for the fact that it was a 40 minute drive and we lived in a city with plenty of far, far better places for breakfast. i never understood it.

 

Some people like it raw.

 

@Dog with a Blog What'd you say Denny's smells like again?

 

D emonstrate value
E ngage cholesterol
N urture dependence on fats
N eglect healthy New Years Resolutions
Y ield great drunk food
S ell Han Solo™ inspired meals

 

My son is on there too

 

ew baby I like it raw

 

It's okay when you guys and Dustin do it but no one else

 

Raw dogging it

 

WOW

 

Omg lmaooo

I was trying to explain the white suburban name phenomenon to my ex and he had no idea what I was talking about. I’m like ITS A THING and this set of tweets proves it.
Also the fact that most of those parents prob still make jokes over black people named “shaquisha” without a hint of irony that they named their child aroarin.

 

was literally about to post this

 

Taeg
Questin
Kelldrix
Kirtlyn
Taeber
Macady

wut.
the.
fuck.

 

La-a

 

Abcde

 

Remington

 

Don’t get me wrong I like some of the names, and I dig non-conventional names. But when you put them all together like that it’s like oh christ

 

naming my kid Gillette

 

Or they just spell it weird, how are there 10 ways to spell Caitlin and Megan

Sorry soft skeleton not you

 

Naming my kid TomBrady Bazinga-San