Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 560

Do it! Tell them some guy from Texas told you you could!


What do you do for work?

 

good morning i officially have wrinkles ama

 

how excited are you?

 

zero excited trav

 

still don't know what ama means after all these years

 

Ask me anything

 

Oh I did know dis

 

I still don't know what ACA means after all these years.

-ACA

 

Gunz -Gunz

 

would you rather eat grasshoppers for lunch every day for the rest of your life ( you can't alter them in any way, they must be consumed raw; you can eat whatever you want for every other meal tho) or have every drink of water you ever have taste like vinegar

 

Trick question - I skip lunch and I drink a very unhealthy amount of water.

 

I have eaten dried grasshoppers before at a restaraunt. True story.

 

Are they down to your ass yet?

Silly billy

 

my ass has had one big vertical wrinkle down the middle since i can remember

 

okay it should be more than a wrinkle, yo

 

your butthole or your wrinkles need medical attention and I don't know which

 

i too have eaten a Denny's hamburger

 

finally, I can say fuck Arrested Development and the cool kids will agree with me

 

What do you have against "Mr. Wendal" and "Tennessee"? Great songs

 

Is this a sex thing

 

it's literally the opposite. it's a surefire route to celibacy

 

Denny's is so bad

 

I have to be way too high or way too drunk to consider eating there

 

Denny's is just shitty Waffle House for people who want to lie to themselves about being better than Waffle House.