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Bret Michaels, we were looking for Bret Michaels Mr Cups

 

dammit, the quintessential bandana wearer

 

uhhh hulk hogan?!

 

I wish I could pull off a bandana, I see people wearing them in different ways and think they look so cool. I one day hope to be cool too

 

easy there, brother

 

It’s more of a Rosie the riveter look

 

nice, the original american thug

 

Okay so not having dairy for a long time and getting drunk and eating a half gallon of ice cream isn't going great

 

well I was thinking bandanas were liberal

but bret micheals and hulk hogan have to be filthy republicans dont they

 

Eating apple pie as a crazy naked woman is arguing with another crazy lady right outside

Edit: this pie is not worth. Not worth the unhealthy

 

I was at a vintage shop and saw a shirt that said, “any man can be a father, but I takes someone special to be a daddy”

 

surprisingly not @Mr. Serotonin
A Florida Man Was Arrested After Telling A Playground Full Of Kids Where Babies Come From

 

American Cheese

 

Haha sick they listed the wrong park

 

Kayaking today was soo gr8. Except I flipped my kayak lol and lost my phone but SOMEHOW my friend found it. It’s a dang miracle. Anyway now I’m exhausted and slightly sunburnt lol

 

Kakaying is rad. Only been once, but it was a lot of fun. The one I did was a pretty relaxing variant tho

 

There’s a dude from my old work that is apparently a pizzagate believer

 

what's going on at Hot Dog On A Stick

 

In a hilarious twist, our cat might have a gluten allergy

 

I think it's genetic

 

Florida Man strikes again

 

Linda Belcher is too good for this world.

 

Hahaha it was bound to be. Didn’t realize cats could have such a thing

 

Haha oh this one is too!! There’s a current so in the beginning we weren’t been paddling at all lol. Although it winding and narrow and there are ppl going both directions so you do have to navigate a bit. I kept running into the trees or getting stuck/turned around lol. Towards the end though it’s less of a current and we had to rush to not be late so that part was a bit of a workout. Also when I flipped my kayak I was fighting the current to look for it and that was exhausting lol
But overall it’s such a chill relaxing trip it’s so amazing I want everyone to go I never shut up about it