Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 557

Dun do. Bad idea.

 

Guy just slurped up half my data plan i feel

 

Why? I recently ordered some from a local flower shop online. Ordered at 7:45 am, they were delivered by 1 pm.

 

Oh okay yeah local is fine haha. I just meant like one ofnthe random online things

 

Lonely old people need someone to talk to

 

am i the only person in this thread that likes human service? lol. granted, only if it’s pleasant. but i appreciate things like recommendations and stuff from a good sales associate or when a cashier lets me get ultra picky etc.

 

It depends usually

With flowers, hell yes I need human service

 

Meanwhile if you try to manipulate my decision-making at Best Buy I will end you

 

Uhhhh I like human service

 

Ahh yeah fuck that noise.

I like it but my entire week is literally me talking to people so in my spare time I try to cut down on it cause I’m typically worn out by the end of the week.

 

i said “person”, dan

 

I just used a fork to eat spicy pickle chips out of the jar

 

pickles are one of the few dislikes i can’t overcome. i am at the point where i won’t ask places to hold them and ill eat them as part of a sandwich if that’s how it comes, like i won’t pick them off. but if it comes with a spear on the side, someone else is eating it or i’m trashing it.

 

pickles are dank

normal ass ballpark dill pickles suck very hard though

like the neon green ones. fuck those.

 

@ComedownMachine

 

It depends, I get annoyed and anxious when salespeople hover at retail stores

When the waitress is nice to me that feels nice, inadvertent Charlie impression

 

I’ll pick them off but rarely order them without, anymore. I even tried fried pickles wondering if I just didn’t like pickles as a kid but like them now and NOPE. Still not into them.

 

Shoot

 

NICE

 

I scratched my face with my nail putting on my bandana and I’ve been betrayed by my own brand

 

of course you follow deathcore dad memes on Facebook

 

ok david foster wallace and or john wayne or um other pop culture bandana enthusiasts