Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 546

Thank you for being pro slaw

 

We went to dinner for my birthday this year with my family, and my dad’s wife made like 20 different requests for her meal and the server kept getting them mixed up and she’d correct him every time he brought the wrong thing. Meanwhile he brought Laura’s tacos with flour tortillas which is an actual issue and she felt too bad for him to mention it

 

Yeah I have go start all my orders with “sorry I’m the worst”

 

Filling out an application and when they ask for ethnicity some of the options include “White (Not Hispanic or Latino,” “Hispanic or Latino,” or “Two or More Races (Not Hispanic or Latino).” I fucking hate this trash. This has been on every god damn form I’ve filled out in my life. I’m both! How hard is that!?

 

it's unfortunate that you and Laura feel the need to apologize when you have no control, the people who are just rude and demanding think nothing of it

 

I understand Hispanic isn’t a race, but then that option of race shouldn’t be included under a question asking about ethnicity

 

I always just put “white” in that section idk

 

I came to my parents cause I worked right next to them today. My mom asked if I wanted to go to chipotle which I simply of course am going to go and my mom just called onions spicy. I can’t.

 

is your mom Chase?

 

Please Ian there is no basis in fact for this accusation

I'm not picky at all and I like spice

 

Chase you think onions are spicy wtf

 

This is ridiculous and I'm offended

 

so I guess you're saying my take was

are you ready

grab a glass of water

spicy

oooooohhhhhhhhhh yyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh

 

my friends are hyping me up and they're drunk and I'm kinda high and it's really nice. such kindness. kinda want a loft house cookie

 

Ian have you been drinking Mountain Dew

 

I would never now I'm the offended one

 

but baja blast is good

 

Why doesn't @CarpetElf like Archie?

 

honestly? sometimes I'm smooth as fuck

 

it just warms my little english major heart that somehow william carlos williams became a meme

 

just remembered I got a girl's number and I never texted her after the semester ended I gotta get to that or else I will miss an opportunity to make a friend

 

say baja blast is good one more time

 

Baja blast is good one more time

 

I recently discovered the magical Baja Blast

 

yall finna be was was