Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 531

damnit

shoulda gone with Lou Bega

 

he said we could

 

NICE

 

im going to steal his dirty socks

 

I'm gonna dirty his clean socks.

 

you jerkin it in there bro?

 

you were just about to pee weren't you? and now you're all in your head thinking "I can't do it" well, whether you think you can or can't, you're right

 

was he jerkin?

 

Bear has already done that

 

Haha are your trousers all the way down?

 

hahaha dylan is totally that guy

 

Johnny actually

ALRIGHT JOHNNY IM SORRY

 

if you got a prayer you better hold on to it, dulam. it's gonna be a long day at the convention

 

It was a single stall bathroom with APPARENTLY A MOTHERFUCKING BROKEN LOCK and they DIDNT EVEN COURTESY KNOCK GOD DAMNIT WHAT THE FUCK

 

all this time dylan has been jacking off in the bathroom he could have been learning proper slide transitions smh

 

and then dylan realizes he has to shit but there's no toilet paper. so he uses his socks, then they call him up to make a speech on stage, but wait his mic is on and all you can hear is him struggling to wipe with a sock. saying "fuck you dan"

 

Why would they courtesy knock? Most people courtesy lock.

 

They cute?

 

2 fucking hours until vacation, let's go

 

THE LOCK WAS APPARENTLY BROKEN JACOB

 

I would never put my pants down around my ankles who the fuck does that

 

How the hell would they know that Dylan?!

 

IAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!