Hey Now, You’re An A1lstar • Page 504

yup. i am attacked.

 

I almost tagged you in the post

 

What else were you expecting?

 

@Larry David has your mom ever helped birth piglets?

 

were there other animals on the pig farm or just pigs?

 

I remember this one time in middle School we went to a farm and one of my friends helped check to see if a cow was pregnant while the rest of the class stood there and watched.

 

did they name the pigs?

 

And that's it for Tales from Small Town Texas for the day

 

at the budapest zoo there's an "american farmhouse" section and it's very weird because there's a pot belly pig, like two cows, some goats, some chickens, a border collie, and some rabbits.

 

Your town is called Small Town Texas? Nice!

 

Phish's Farmhouse just popped into my head haha

 

I want a zoo like that one episode of The Orville

put some republicans in an exhibit

 

Might as well be.

But no, that's the name of the segment I just shared a story from

 

Yes she has

Just pigs as far as livestock. There were a few cats there too that were in the barn to catch mice.

My mom did once, and never did again after her traumatic experience.

 

"If you can't write cursive you can't read the constitution"

who the fuck says this shit and why the fuck do people believe it

 

No Colby, you live in Small Town Texas from now on

 

I live in the largest city in Texas currently and top 5 in the US.

I think it's still top 5

 

I think I'm out of pig farm questions

 

Colby still represent H town

 

Houston?

 

Correct

 

Pigs love ice cream.

 

for some reason I thought you were with the other Rural Lads.

 

oink

 

SMALL

TOWN

TEXAS

YEEHAW