Food • Page 159

I can cook but like one thing at a time bc I will burn everything if I try to multitask. So one portion of my food ends up being cold by the time I'm through. It's pathetic!

 

I'm not a bad cook but I use every utensil and pan in the house to make the simplest shit because I get stressed and panic.

 

"Mom, how come you always use that one knife?"

"It's the only one I sharpen."

"Makes sense."

 

I can confidently cook breakfast foods, pasta, and burritos. Simple stuff and it's enough to keep me alive. That makes up most of my diet, too haha.

 

Breakfast food is the first thing anyone should master in my book

 

As long as you take your eggs scrambled, I've got it on lockdown.

 

I cant make over easy eggs bc I can't flip them without breaking the yolk. I make the perfect pancake though.

 

You sound like my wife, she uses so many utensils and pans and shit, it's irritating because I'M the one that does dishes.

Sounds like you need to make burritos yourself from now on instead of having others make them for you haha.

 

so, chocolate italian ice is a thing. my roommate from westchester county NY brought a pint back. No idea what to expect

 

You don't have to flip it. Just flick hot oil from the pan on to the egg and the yolk should whiten.

 

I think cooking is stressful. And I swear no matter how closely I follow the recipe I screw it up. Getting impatient is my weakness. If I'm hungry I want the food now so I undercook a lot

Also wtf at sales where you have to buy like 5 of it to get the discount. "Save $1 by buying 5!" But I'm not saving money if I have to buy 5 when I don't need that many, just to get the discount?? Get outta here!

 

I'll say the one thing I don't cook often is bacon, but I like it super crispy so I think it would be hard to mess up.

@Colby Searcy lol. You're right. When I get groceries, I'll have to pick up stuff for that. The only thing is that my burritos are boring, whereas restaurants have tons of options and variety.

 

My ex used to undercook eggs and I would say, 'they're great!"

 

I never have the opportunity to cook because I'm hardly ever at home during any convenient meal time

 

Ok just catching up on two things

If you remove eggs from anything you're a bad person

Macaroni and cheese is too hit or miss, not worth the risk when you have to pay for it

 

how do you even undercook eggs

 

Runny yolk = best egg

 

I don't like runny yolk when eating eggs with rice. It depends.

 

Nothing isn't better bathed in egg yolk

 

Anybody eat eggs with Ketchup?

I don't just curious if there are others that do?

 

My brother does; it just looks disgusting.

 

I admit its a poor culinary choice but I put a disgusting amount of ketchup on my eggs

 

Maybe an omelet.

 

We had some strong discussion about that here:

Poll: What do you put on the "food" known as a hot dog?

 

I can eat an omelette or scrambled eggs with ketchup but that's it.